Postal Workers Know You When You Ordered Sex Toys
So, I've just gone and ordered myself my offset sex toy off Love honey, I've e'er wanted one lol, but have been and so scared to just go for it.
Only today I thought f**k information technology I'll buy ane.
I had the issue of either getting it delivered to home and run a risk a family member opening information technology while at piece of work (Sadly I still alive at home and my mum annoyingly likes to open anything that comes though the door.) or I get it delivered to piece of work as I know I'grand there.
So I've decided to get it delivered to work, properly not the best thing, but I retrieve it's a lower risk of information technology being opened at that place and at present I'thou super scared lol. I've read and heard stories that a Royal Mail know what LH stands for and I'm scared the most homo or women will know what it means and as i work as a public facing role so I'm and then scared.
How do you get over the fear of information technology? And is it a matter to be embarrassed past?
I might pretend I haven't ordered anything and act like someone's sent it to me every bit I ever order to my firm lol
(Original mail past Anonymous)
So, I've merely gone and ordered myself my first sex toy off Beloved honey, I've always wanted one lol, simply have been so scared to merely go for information technology.
Just today I thought f**grand it I'll buy one.
I had the upshot of either getting it delivered to home and risk a family member opening it while at work (Sadly I yet live at habitation and my mum annoyingly likes to open annihilation that comes though the door.) or I get it delivered to work every bit I know I'thousand there.
So I've decided to get it delivered to piece of work, properly not the best matter, but I remember it'southward a lower risk of it being opened there and now I'thousand super scared lol. I've read and heard stories that a Royal Mail know what LH stands for and I'thou scared the most homo or women will know what it ways and as i work as a public facing function so I'm so scared.
How practise you lot get over the fearfulness of it? And is it a thing to be embarrassed past?
I might pretend I haven't ordered annihilation and act like someone's sent it to me as I always order to my business firm lol
Should have just ordered home and if your mum opens information technology, that's her ain fault for rooting through your stuff.
On another annotation, information technology's null to be embarrassed by and pretty natural. Millions of people accept them then no big bargain
Imperial Mail staff couldn't care less.
As an Ex-Imperial Mail Manager and equally a previous purchaser of items from LH, I will do my best to salve your fears.
1. Your item volition come in a brownish box with no indication of what is within. The box might say LH Trading.
two. Royal Mail staff practise not care what is inside a package unless it a) doesn't smell like it is meant to - so it probably drugs (and volition be given to security/constabulary b) is leaking c) is smoking d) the box is damaged - where it volition be placed in a damaged bag or the damaged repaired with damage tape.
3. The only people who know about LH Trading take most probable bought from them.
four. Who really cares what others think....
Their packaging is detached enough that no one will know. Other people shouldn't be opening your mail service anyhow!
Your mother can't legally open up mail that is addressed to you but anyway the packaging for these companies tends to be discrete
I'd rather become information technology delivered to home, imagine if someone opens it at work past fault, lol. One time they open it and observe a massive dildo, they will be eager to tell anybody what they found and who it was addressed to. Sure you could pass it off as a prank though, like someone sent you a dildo.
(Original mail past ma_long)
I'd rather go it delivered to home, imagine if someone opens it at piece of work by fault, lol. Once they open it and notice a massive dildo, they volition be eager to tell everyone what they establish and who it was addressed to. Sure you lot could pass it off as a prank though, similar someone sent you a dildo.
Yous're on the wrong forum buddy.
Side by side time; buy through Amazon and use the Amazon locker selection.
Well as they say, they're always descreet, so no need to worry.
(Original post past Drewski)
Next time; buy through Amazon and use the Amazon locker selection.
I don't call up Amazon sell dildos, correct me if I am wrong though.
(Original post by ma_long)
I don't think Amazon sell dildos, correct me if I am wrong though.
ur incorrect
(Original post past Anonymous)
So, I've only gone and ordered myself my offset sex toy off Love honey, I've always wanted i lol, just take been so scared to just go for it.
Merely today I thought f**k it I'll buy one.
I had the upshot of either getting information technology delivered to home and adventure a family member opening it while at work (Sadly I still alive at home and my mum annoyingly likes to open anything that comes though the door.) or I become it delivered to piece of work equally I know I'm in that location.
So I've decided to get information technology delivered to piece of work, properly non the best thing, but I think it's a lower gamble of it being opened there and now I'k super scared lol. I've read and heard stories that a Imperial Post know what LH stands for and I'm scared the most homo or women will know what it ways and as i piece of work every bit a public facing role so I'chiliad then scared.
How do you lot get over the fear of it? And is it a thing to be embarrassed by?
I might pretend I haven't ordered annihilation and human action similar someone'due south sent it to me as I always order to my firm lol
What'southward the worst thing that happens if someone works out/sees what it is? Information technology is really going to hateful the end of the world if someone works out that, like the rest of humanity you... *gasp* ...masturbate?
(Original mail by ma_long)
I don't think Amazon sell dildos, correct me if I am wrong though.
Just looked for "dildo" on Amazon, and the first thing I saw was condom dong 18" long.
(Original post by ma_long)
I'd rather get it delivered to dwelling house, imagine if someone opens it at work by fault, lol. Once they open it and find a massive dildo, they will be eager to tell everyone what they found and who it was addressed to. Certain you could pass it off as a prank though, like someone sent you a dildo.
Or equally a gag gift for someone. My brother once bought i of his mates a fleshlight as a gag present.
(Original post by ma_long)
I don't think Amazon sell dildos, correct me if I am wrong though.
You sweet summer child...
They definitely practise.
(Original post by Tootles)
Or every bit a gag souvenir for someone. My blood brother once bought one of his mates a fleshlight as a gag nowadays.
Would have idea the dildo was more than appropriate for gagging....
...I'll see myself out 
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